You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks you what you like to do for fun.

Free, Confession Ecard: You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks you what you like to do for fun.

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"I don't want to adult today. I don't even want to human today. Today, I want to dog. I'll be lying on the floor in the sun. Please pet me and bring snacks.

If I am silent it's because there's thunder inside me. Or I'm just chillin, it depends. May the odd be ever in your favor. ~ hahaha

If I am silent it's because there's thunder inside me. Or I'm just chillin, it depends. May the odd be ever in your favor

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Life status: currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. Funny Pictures Of The Day – 35 Pics

It really feels like you have your life together when your house and your car are clean at the same time.

It really feels like you have your life together when your house and your car are clean at the same time. Clearly my life is a shambles because I don't recall the last time I pulled this off.

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Funny Workplace Ecard: I got so much procrastinating done today.

Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn in the kitchen told me I'm fine.

TRUTH!!! Explains A LOT!! =D

Sometimes, the first step towards forgiveness is realizing the other person was born an idiot

Hehe - this is so me.

'My first instinct when I see an animal is to say 'hello'. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away. That's because animals are better than people sometimes.

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