He is halitosis Aziz on texting. The reason girls think this is funny is because it's true. We do that. and usually if we don't text you back right away we're *hoping* you uninvite us to the pizza party. Though, I would never do that to Aziz.
Team A-hole. Never join a team and when they say there's no I in team and that your not a team player say, thanks for your keen observation Brilliantstein but there is an I in team A-hole, let me show you. It's in the a-hole.