Haha sometimes

eCards - I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.


when you wake up PISSED. I've definitely woken up mad at the hubs because of something in a dream that he would never do in real life.


Some call it bitching. I call it Verbal Release Therapy. It's all about perspective, lol!

Just because...

SomeEcards - Just because I have the vocabulary of a well educated sailor, doesn't mean I'm not a lady.


wtf: My problem is I don't know how to not curse. Like, I'll mean to say, "that is cool," but it will come out as,"that is the nicest fucking piece of shit I have ever seen in my goddamn life! It's a problem.


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sorry random people who take my money at the grocery store for these days. It's my problem not yours. and I can admit that because today is not one of those days.

My excuse for swearing. Perfectly reasonable.

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For real

Quote, If you don't swear while driving then you're not paying attention to the road at all. How not to swear when some people are not paying attention.