I NEVER forget to eat, but I definitely have days where I have eleven breakfasts and night lunch.

I guess I should just stop overthinking. Or am I overthinking things again?

Yes. I mean that exactly.

When asked about my plans for the future : Finding Nemo's turtle Crush explains it best - you mean the swirling vortex of terror

Haha! I literally started laughing so terribly hard from this! Ohmygoodness that is legit hilarious! Thank you!! Haha I meant to send it to you with this comment. Lol whatever @Victoria Brown Brown Brown Brown Antonello

Cute nicknames…

Funny pictures about Cute nicknames. Oh, and cool pics about Cute nicknames. Also, Cute nicknames.


Hell hath no fury like me when I'm slightly inconvenienced and hungry. So true!

This is me during winter.

"I'm tired and I'm hungry and my tail's froze. and my nose is froze and my ears are froze. And my toes are froze." - One hundred and one Dalmatians

I'm dying.

My nickname is "Gillette" because I'm the best a man can get. Also I will cut you. This is awesome !

Stay sassy my friends

I don't always wear my sassy pants. But, when I do, I wear them classy with some smart assy. Stay sassy my friends.


Ecard: If I could turn snarky sarcasm into a paying job, I could be employed for infinity.