Gettin' real tired of wearing pants and having responsibilities. haaa

Gettin' real tired of wearing pants and having responsibilities. I hate pants and responsibilities!

"Me normally: "That's ok I'll wear the same shirt for 5 days" Me packing for vacation: "I'll probably change 7 times a day so I'll need 42 shirts" "

Oh this is definately me packing. "Me normally: "That's ok I'll wear the same shirt for 5 days" Me packing for vacation: "I'll probably change 7 times a day so I'll need 42 shirts" "

Coffee will always be your best friend at work.

40 TOTALLY Sarcastic Quotes for When Work Is Beating You Down

Come here you big, beautiful cup of coffee and lie to me about how much we're going to get done today.

Sometime it hurts when the shoe fits. I'm not mean tho, I speak my mind and don't fabricate things; sometimes ppl get offended bc the shoe fits. .

Sometime it hurts when the shoe fits. I'm not mean tho, I speak my mind and don't fabricate things; sometimes ppl get offended bc the shoe fits. If the truth hurts, change it.

I'm confident my last words will be, "are you fucking kidding me!

At times yes

I talk an awful lot of smack for someone who tips over when putting on their underwear. Gotta have humor when your have MS.

" My skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word" however, I can read a 600 page book in 7 hours so whatever.

Lol

I've already pinned this.but it's so truthful that I feel the need to pin it multiple times

If I were at all classy this would be me. But since I'm not, I do indeed get drunk. Very, very drunk.

Except for me it's "I don't get drunk, I get happy." If you call dancing on tables, having no idea where your car is, finally making it back to your place then passing out in the front yard. maybe not classy, but FOR SURE more fun!

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