Every. Single. Time.

This is me. I feel guilty about it so I water our grass. I'm cleaning out my car in case anyone needs 27 half empty bottles of water

So true!

This Literally happens everyday at my house! Funny Family Ecard: Dear Family, Thanks for putting empty boxes back in the cabinet. There's nothing like waking up to disappointment for breakfast.this is sooooo my family!

Painfully true!

I don't think of myself as having a 'gray' thumb, but more of a plant hospice worker. Easing the transition so plants can go to Jesus. And sometimes I'm Kevorkian, speeding up their demise and helping them "transition" especially Orchids. This is me!

enough said!

Funny Breakup Ecard: I'm having a hard time getting over the relationship that we were never in.

Just can't help myself!

This cartoon is about pests… And mice.

Funny pictures about Church mice. Oh, and cool pics about Church mice. Also, Church mice photos.


One more day until kids return and another teacher sent this around. I think I will use it to tell my kids about my Thursday Afternoon Study Sessions :) Funny College Ecard: Hey, I just met you And this is crazy But I'm your teacher So study maybe.


Funny pictures about OMG Ribbons! Oh, and cool pics about OMG Ribbons! Also, OMG Ribbons!

Here's to my Therapist. For keeping you alive, and me out of jail. | Divorce Ecard | someecards.com

Free and Funny Divorce Ecard: Here's to my Therapist. For keeping you alive, and me out of jail.

What doesn't kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor<well doesn't this just perfectly sum up my life

this is perfect!

I work out because I know I would've been the first to die in the Hunger Games. Well, good reason to start working out.

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