English pronunciation - "If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than of the native English speakers in the world." My high school English teacher had us read this the first week of school.
"Giant driftwood on the beach in La Push, Washington That is not driftwood that is a fucking tree.That looks like a redwood. O_o WTF is a redwood doing in the ocean. You don’t belong there, you are a tree.