story of my life

Today, I will be classy and elegant. Or, I will spill food on my shirt and trip over things. So me.

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, I am in public and I cannot respond appropriately to our conversation. OR AT WORK This happens to me every day at work. I am screaming into the phone to the sailor "I am at work so I cannot be loud everyone can hear me!

And if you come out of it with your hair, you're ahead of the game!

If Britney Can Get Through 2007©. 16oz Funny Coffee Mug ETSYS ORIGINAL

Funny!

Singing to a song you don't really know. But that 15 second part you do know is coming and your gonna own that shit. Story of my life!

Funny Pictures Of The Day - 50 Pics

Do you ever go out, and while you're out, you think, "This is exactly why I don't go out?" -- Funny Pictures Of The Day - 50 Pics

seriously, they are just setting you up for failure

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Why do I have one bar on my phone in my living room, but the Taliban can upload a video from a cave in Afghanistan?

Why do I have one bar on my phone in my living room, but the Taliban can upload a video from a cave in Afghanistan?the service is sooo bad in maine!

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