Um, did who ever create this card meet my husband. Why is it that he never remembers anything I say, but gets upset when he finds out I did what I told him him I was going to do? Bitch I told you
I looked like this this morning! That is my face when i wake up when the alarm clock goes off . Cause its like reeeeeaally do i have to get up and that is also how my hair looks when i wake up:-V
Sometimes when people are talking to me, I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face. - only certain people I have to deal with on a daily basis.
So true! EVERY single time lol! OCD at the gas station pump.it has to land on the right number or I'm annoyed lol
Funny pictures about Body type: Reversible. Oh, and cool pics about Body type: Reversible. Also, Body type: Reversible photos.
Hilarious but true. it's not a game! I actually do that anywhere if i'm left alone and I turn off the light in the basement.
My children are such a blessing no matter how hard life is it truly is a blessing to me to have them and I want them to know I'm not perfect but the love that I have for them will never change and I'm trying to be a better person for them.
My face when my husband asks me Where the new cat came from - Baby Good Luck Charlie
23 Awkward Bra Moments Every Girl Knows Too Well
Phone on silent = 10 missed calls and 15 missed texts. Turn volume to loudest = nobody calls you. This always happens to me lol