Maxine: I've entered into the "snapdragon" phase of my life. Part of me has snapped. the other part is dragging.

Maxine- This reminds me of something my mom would say...haha.

No matter what life throws at me, at least I don't have ugly children, or grandchildren! I have a beautiful family - I am blessed!

This is my Mother and her good friend Karen ;)

It's time to get out the earmuffs. My ears aren't cold. I'm just tired of hearing people whine.

No Regrets

Maxine: I live my life with no regrets. It's one of the benefits of not being able to remember things.

Maxine If you stay away from alcohol, sex, and junk food, you still won't live forever .


No, Maxine, the Twinkies, Ho-Hos and Ding Dongs are still around, they just re-elected their leader and got rid of our favorite childhood treats.


"You know you're getting old when you have to wear your glasses in the shower to shave your legs." At least I'm not the only one who has to wear glasses in the shower!