Weekend Goals: 1) Not leaving my bedroom, 2) Not leaving my house, 3) Not going to a party. My childhood punishments have become my adult goals.

Weekend Goals: Not leaving my bedroom, Not leaving my house, Not going to a party. My childhood punishments have become my adult goals.WHy do I find this so funny.

Trying to come back to school with a sense of humor and maybe motivation, but, y'know, that takes a lot of effort

When people see you laying down with your eyes closed, they still ask "Are you sleeping?" "No, I'm training to die.

Mum savages son in school after he swears in text message

Mum savages son in school after he swears in text message

Hence the hell challenge arose and became a trend 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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Here's a look at every single car available with a manual transmission today. We've also provided a handy guide showing the cost or savings when choosing a manual, as well as the fuel economy.

Blink if you want me | Laughtard

Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. Whatever you do. Please turn your head, please look away, jUST DON'T BLINK!

Here's a plastic sack of my breath.

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Balloons are so weird."Happy Birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath." So use it wisely.

My favorite childhood memory: not paying bills

What's your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills


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They should put prizes in your tampon box. Your period sucks, but here's a off ice cream, you cranky bitch. Funny period menstruation time of the month humor

I rearranged them after they fell asleep.

I rearranged them after they fell asleep. <<Mine used to put random lego people on the tree>>

Adult goals.

My childhood punishments have become my adult goals. lol stay home funny introvert go to bed early no party staying home Lol, it's true!

Children at bedtime.

Children at bedtime, parenting humor, parent meme, funny motherhood, kids don't want to go to sleep

...and that means everything is NOT fine!

I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. Why I never wear socks.

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I want time to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

Rebel circus quotes #funny #sarcastic

I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. ha ha all the time ;

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Some days I amaze myself. Other days I look for my phone while I'm talking on it. 😂 so True

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