Forever 39

It would sell wine and who gives a damn, bring on the hard liquor. We should open a store called 'Forever We can sell Wine and Yoga pants.

happened today and every day that i try to rest for 10 mins

So true when I was pregnant, had a little baby napping, or every fall when Tim works night shift & needs to sleep in the day.

Everyday I'm worshipin'! lol

Helpful tip: If you ever get caught sleeping at work, just slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name I pray, Amen'. Did I not just say this today

Seriously am sitting here in my workout clothes.. 5 more minutes! I promise! lol

eCard: I feel better about myself when I'm wearing workout clothes because that means I'm one step closer to possibly maybe working out. So true!

duh lol

I'm not sure if my headache is because I'm dehydrated or that I need caffiene, but I'm fairly certain that it can be fixed with a bottle of wine. My life everyday.

amazing <3 bahaha

I Waste So Much Time

Zooey Deschanel on ideal world and waking up - Funny quote by Zooey Deschanel: "In an ideal world no one would talk before People would just hug, because waking up is really hard.

So legitimately true! lol

or 10 lbs as the case may be.(for brains not boobs! LOL ok, maybe boobs)

I laugh so hard at the stupidest things! lol

Hey I just bit you, because I'm crazy, so call the doctor, because you have rabies.and i soo love this song!