I had a wet dream about you  last night. You got hit by a car and I pissed myself laughing.

I had a wet dream about you last night. You got hit by a car and I pissed myself laughing.

If the camera adds  10 pounds.....  Exactly how many  cameras were pointing  at your ass in that picture?

If the camera adds 10 pounds..... Exactly how many cameras were pointing at your ass in that picture?

I'm sorry I slapped you, but you  didn't seem like you would ever  stop talking and I panicked.

I'm sorry I slapped you, but you didn't seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked.

I'm saving all my spare change to  later transfer to a sock so I can hit you upside the  head the next time you get on my nerves.

I'm saving all my spare change to later transfer to a sock so I can hit you upside the head the next time you get on my nerves.

People say love is the best feeling, but I think finding a toilet when  you're having diarrhea is better.

People say love is the best feeling, but I think finding a toilet when you're having diarrhea is better.

Trouble With Co-workers: You know it's gonna be a bad day when the bitch is starting trouble before she even shows up.

Trouble With Co-workers: You know it's gonna be a bad day when the bitch is starting trouble before she even shows up.

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