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。◕‿◕ I'm not short, i'm just more down to earth than other people. Ha ha I am short but this still makes me laugh!


I love how in scary movies the person yells out 'Hello?' As if the killers going to be like 'yeah i'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?

Yep, lol!

Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison stripes and just smile at that dumbass and walk away.<----I need to do this literally every day

Pathetic, scared, liar, hurtful, user, lame, habitual cheater, thief, and now pothead... Keep it classy!

Some people how else can I describe people if you are defined by your actions.


LOL I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look.that one is shaped like an idiot." - Post by satan on Boldomatic

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