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When God made you … Actually, He didn’t make you. Your parents did. Yes, as disturbing as it is to think about, YOUR parents had sex. Yeah, I threw up a little myself. God Made You, Boss Baby, Throwing Up, Little My, Disturbing, Silly, Funny Quotes, Parenting
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When God made you … Actually, He didn’t make you. Your parents did. Yes, as disturbing as it is to think about, YOUR parents had sex. Yeah, I threw up a little myself.
If I were to come back as an animal, I’d be a cat. To be specific though, a cat with a serious aversion to butt-licking. Comebacks, Devotions, Thoughts, Animal, Group
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If I were to come back as an animal, I’d be a cat. To be specific though, a cat with a serious aversion to butt-licking.
What separates the men from the boys? For some, a restraining order. Funny Memes, Jokes, Restraining Order, Psych Ward, Glad
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What separates the men from the boys? For some, a restraining order.
I don’t believe in past lives. Hell, I’m not even sure I believe in my current one. I Believe In Me, Past Life
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I don’t believe in past lives. Hell, I’m not even sure I believe in my current one.
Do hipster cannibals only eat gluten-free, non-GMO, free-range people? Funny Pictures, Free Range, Gmo Free
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Do hipster cannibals only eat gluten-free, non-GMO, free-range people?
I was thinking of getting a Pumpkin Spiced Espresso Macchiato. Then I remembered, I have a penis. A Pumpkin, Pumpkin Spice, Drinking Beer, Out Loud, I Laughed
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I was thinking of getting a Pumpkin Spiced Espresso Macchiato. Then I remembered, I have a penis.
How I do home improvement:  Measure twice, cut once. Cut wrong. Curse. A lot. Throw things. Then go back to Home Depot for a third fucking time. Screw up again. Hire a professional. Back To Home, Screwed Up, Going Home, Home Depot, Home Improvement
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How I do home improvement: Measure twice, cut once. Cut wrong. Curse. A lot. Throw things. Then go back to Home Depot for a third fucking time. Screw up again. Hire a professional.
Who wears the pants in my family? Hopefully, everyone. No one wants to see grandma’s hoo-ha. Memes
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Who wears the pants in my family? Hopefully, everyone. No one wants to see grandma’s hoo-ha.
The only time it’s okay to point a finger at someone is when you’re looking in a mirror. Only Time, Look In The Mirror, Its Okay, Lesson
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The only time it’s okay to point a finger at someone is when you’re looking in a mirror.
Believe nothing. Question everything. Question Everything, Believe
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Believe nothing. Question everything.
“It’s so cute” A phrase a naked man never wants to hear a woman say. Naked Men, Sayings
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“It’s so cute” A phrase a naked man never wants to hear a woman say.
Whenever I see a grown man on an ill-fitted bicycle without any biking garb I always think “DWI”. Grown Man, Dwi, Garb, Biking
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Whenever I see a grown man on an ill-fitted bicycle without any biking garb I always think “DWI”.
You are entitled to your opinion. You are also allowed to be wrong. Often they are one and the same. Entitled, Opinion
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You are entitled to your opinion. You are also allowed to be wrong. Often they are one and the same.
When I sit in a crowded airport and look around at the mass of people, I often think, “most of these people have pooped today”. People, Funny Phrases
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When I sit in a crowded airport and look around at the mass of people, I often think, “most of these people have pooped today”.