Here's to the guys that love us, the losers that lost us, and the lucky bastards that get to meet us! haha bachlorette party toast for sure!

Is it more of a general suggestion? Or a "you will really regret this" kind of thing? Funny Picture Dump Of The Day – 55 Pics

This would make a perfect pajama shirt... Especially considering what I look like when I wake up in the morning

This would make a perfect pajama shirt. Especially considering what I look like when I wake up in the morning

When all your friends are on diets to get skinny for summer.... And your pregnant getting fat for summer.

Free and Funny Pregnancy Ecard: When all your friends are on diets to get skinny for summer. And your pregnant getting fat for summer.

Obama Cant Ban These Guns  Tank Top  Racerback Workout Work-Out  Inspire   Quote  Woman Free size    RN-005T via Etsy

I need this top for those stressful days! lol I Can't Keep Calm I'm Getting Married Tank Top Racerback Workout Work-Out Inspire Quote Woman Tshirt Free size

A man's talent can't compare to how effortlessly a woman can paint her nails, put on makeup, shave her legs  eat a box of cookies. All at the same time. While driving.

A man's talent can't compare to how effortlessly a woman can paint her nails, put on makeup, shave her legs eat a box of cookies. All at the same time. While driving.

Lol

If you have to ask if it's too early to drink wine.you're an amateur and we can't be friends.neva eva too early

haha...just because you got skinny, doesn't mean you look good! bwahaha

This is just funny, can you actually picture a cow in a sundress?it is funny! please don't ever wear a sundress, omg!

#4 is my favorite!!

My 4 moods: I'm too old for this shut. I'm too tired for this shit. I'm to sober for this shit. I don't have for this shit.

Lord, give me good COFFEE to change the things I can change, and good WHISKY to accept the things I can't change. wescelt.

Free and Funny Drinking Ecard: Lord, give me good COFFEE to change the things I can change, and good WHISKY to accept the things I can't change.

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