hahaha so true! "Nice try 'Blocked Number', but I don't even answer the phone for people I know.


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Funny Sports Ecard: I don't run. And if you ever see me run, you should start running too. Because something is probably chasing me.

Story of my life ha!

Funny Confession Ecard: No lunch for me. I'm on a new diet called, 'I have Five Dollars till Friday.


This drives my boyfriend crazy but nothing feels better knowing you have more time to sleep when you first wake up. My life in a nutshell

Waiting for that to happen!

True for at home too

Some days at work, I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" out loud instead of just in my head.


Note to self: Trust me, when I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome. But shit happens. So, always be awesome!

I ask myself this everyday.

I ask myself this everyday.

The air hurts my face. Why am I living where the air hurts my face? Need to move from North Dakota lol

So true


My Mom does this every time I shop with her! My dad does it all the time too!