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People Personalized, Laugh, Quotes, People Ruins, Funny Stuff, So True, Humor, Ecards, True Stories
Ecard humor funny laugh #peoplesuck
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me.
people ruined that for me. So true!!!
people ruined that for me. true story!!! :/
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hahahaha! how funny!
Dust Jackets, Funny Stuff, So Funny, Dust Covers, Funny Baby, Book Jackets, Baby Humor, Baby Talk, Dust Wrappers
idk why this is so funny, babies being adults
Funny stuff, Eowyn gives me that look all the time
How Italian babies talk!
Baby humor, never gets old.
Apply, Bahahahaha, Crack, Too Funny, So True, So Funny, Common Sense, You R Stupid, Bad Luck
Oh, this cracks me up for some reason.
hahahaa, too funny!
Bad luck when it comes to thinking. This applies to many...
So funny! I'm probably going to use this one on the kids!
Bahahahaha oh, that's my problem
This pretty much sums up my common sense some days.
Amen to that!
Thoughts, The Women, Go Girls, God, Inspiration, Quotes, Strong Women, Life Goals, Proverbs 31 Woman
Love love love... for all the women in the world... #women
You go girl
Proverbs 31 Woman
I've always like the thought behind this quote!
haha why are cats so dumb and funny
Awkward Moments, Laugh, Funny Cat, Crazy Cat, Funny Stuff, Humor, Funny Animal, Cat Lady, Cat Memes
That Awkward Moment… Funny animals funny cat, this is hilarious
Hilarious cat pictures, funny cats meme, cats funny …For more humorous quotes and funny pictures visit www.bestfunnyjokes4u.com
crazy cat lady
funny cat meme with a striped cat looking over his shoulder at a black and white cat and the caption the awkward moment when you realize tha...
Quotes, Sports Bras, Funny, Mornings Coffe, Lazy Sunday, Life Mottos, Sunday Afternoon, True Stories, Hilarious Photos
My new life's motto
like every lazy sunday :)
I call them Sunday afternoon.
funny quote some days just aren't worth putting on a bra
True story. lol.
thank goodness for sports bras, ha!
Laugh, Funny Stories, Funny Pictures, Motivation Quotes, Unconditional, Funny Photos, Funny Commercials, Inspiration Quotes, True Stories
Now that is #funny story #gags #funny photos
Funny Pictures Of The Day
lol#commercial ads #funny commercial ads #funny ads| http://famous-castles-4188.blogspot.com
LOL true story
we can all laugh and know who this is meant for
Love is not unconditional
The funniest autocorrect yet
Funny Texts, Internet Site, Laugh, Website, Auto Cucumber, Web Site, Autocorrect, Funny Stuff, Auto Correct
autocorrect ~This made me laugh so hard!!! I dis-like auto correct!!!
damnyouautocorrect.com BEST website ever!
Ohh Auto-Correct! :D I’m actually looking forward to getting my iphone to see if funny stuff like this happens.
Autocorrect Fails and Funny Text Messages - SmartphOWNED
OMG duck auto cucumber! I'm laughing so hard! But that's what you get for tryin' to use the Lord's name in vain ;)
Great Danes, Spots, Chihuahuas, Small Dogs, Funny Animal, So Funny, Little Dogs, Big Dogs, Running Away
Losing spots ... Chihuahua, Great Dane
Big dog, small dog, black dog, spots dog. ;)
My spots running away!!!
this is so funny because my best friend has a huge great dane and I have a 4 pound Chihuahua
Funny animals - Dogs Lol "One of my spots just fell off!"
big dog, little dog "I think one of my spots has fallen off." :)
Food For Thought, Languages, Funny Things, Sarcasm, Quotes, So True, Funny Stuff, Humor, True Stories
Food for thought...
sarcasm- oh so true
sarcasm.. my language!!!
Sarcasm! true story
Sarcasm funny quote #humor #funny +++To see more, visit http://www.quotesarelife.com/
Thoughts, Friends, Inspiration, Life, Quotes, Privilege, Meeting, True, Things
"1 Universe, 9 Planets, 204 Countries, 809 Islands, 7 Seas, and I had the privilege to meet you." Quotes | Inspiration | Motivation | Life | Love | Family | Friends | Attitude | Cute | Lovers | Perception | Perseverance ~B
Pastors Should Be Sexy Julie Barrier Pastors should be sexy. You heard me. Smokin’ hot. Shouldn’t they be the love experts? People Magazine editors didn’t vote my hubby the sexiest man alive, but it was a gross oversight. I know he should have won. We just celebrated our third decade of married love yesterday. And he still lights my fire. Keeping a woman like me interested over a lifetime is nothing short of miraculous. I have the stamina of a Jack Russell terrier and the attention span of a gnat. Why do I pontificate that ALL pastors should be sexy? (The married ones, of course. And with their wives, of course…) Sexy and godly are two sides of the same coin. Go back to the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were naked and unashamed, communing with their Creator in the cool of the evening. The bare twosome were completely close to God and deeply in love with each other. My beloved Roger was a Boy Scout. When we went on our first date, he kissed me good night. Boy, what a kiss!! I floated on air to my fifth floor dorm room and thanked his friend Judy for introducing us. She nearly fainted when she heard my news. “Roger’s never kissed ANYBODY before,” Judy gasped. Well, let me tell you … he’d been saving up! And I was the grateful beneficiary of this hunk of burnin’ love. If, as pastors and wives, we are to model magnificent marriages, we should be experts in the bedroom. Old Paul taught his mentor Timothy a thing or two about love. I bet you thought I was going to whip out the Song of Solomon to support my thesis. Nope. Here’s my unorthodox verse selection: 1 Timothy 1:5 “The goal of this command is love which comes from a pure heart and a good conscience and a sincere faith.” NIV This little gem is wedged between Paul’s comments on doctrine, but it also is a power-packed description of genuine love, more succinct than 1 Corinthians 13. Smoldering passion, deep intimacy and complete surrender of one’s heart to another are only possible if you have a PURE HEART. Jay Leno once asked Robert Redford, the “heartthrob” actor from the seventies, how to be sexy. His answer? “If you can keep one woman satisfied for a lifetime, you are truly a sexy man. Any old donkey can have multiple partners. Monogamy is hard.” Pastors, don’t have wandering eyes toward the soprano section. The only difference between a soprano and a Rottweiler is jewelry. (I know. I’m a soprano…) Only the chaste, the clean, the virtuous man or woman is able to share the consuming flame of his or her love for God with another. And a flame ignited in heaven cannot easily be extinguished. The concept of a GOOD CONSCIENCE being an aphrodisiac is totally inconceivable to our hedonistic society. Skeletons in your closet like watching porn, flirtation with the opposite sex, and impure thoughts can cloud your conscience. So why is a good conscience a prerequisite for great “sheet music” in the bedroom? If you carry baggage of secrets, lies or unconfessed sin, can you imagine a guilty conscience would hinder true intimacy with your partner? Wipe off your windshield. Clean up your act. Confess your sins. Nobody remembers to do that anymore. Sins are like dirty laundry. Each piece needs individual attention. If you are confident before God, you can be a confident lover, completely free from inhibition or shame. Paul’s final descriptor for his student pastor Timothy was that love originated in a SINCERE FAITH. How does faith interface with erotic love? Your faith is inextricably linked with your view of God. For example: Wives, if you perceive God to be demanding or distant, you may assume that the one you love is emotionally unavailable, or has high expectations that you can never meet. Open your heart to your husband. Pastors, you can make sexual demands upon your wife without considering her needs. Husbands, I have one word for you: FOREPLAY. Women need a little romance, gentleness, flowers and poetry. Guys often have one way to approach sex: get naked. If you see God as He is, longing to be caringly and intimately involved in your life, you have the creative God who invented sex to bless your most private lovemaking moments. My husband has performed over 400 weddings (and forgot four -- but that’s another tale for another time). Each time, Roger looks into the eager faces of the happy couple and encourages them to love each other as Christ loved His church. “I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride,” he gleefully concludes. The congregation cheers. The bride and groom smooch away. Then Roger turns his gaze to me and gives me a knowing wink. We know the fun is just beginning. Some say, “Cleanliness is next to godliness.” I say, “Sexiness is next to godliness.” They are beautifully, inextricably intertwined. I get asked frequently if I married Tom because he was minister. I just smile and say nope.....he was a man first.
Life, Laugh, Quotes, Funny Stuff, Truths, So True, Humor, People Skills, True Stories
My people skills... #funny #idiots #so true #humor #retail
yeah,,, this quote tells the truth about my people skills.
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Funny. But I'm not laughing.
Something my mom would do. :)
Parents Texts, Awesome, Bahaha, Autocorrect, Mom Texts, Too Funny, So True, Make Me Laugh, So Funny
oh these stupid messages make me laugh. (:
this is what would happen if my mom text me this
bahaha so true!
parents texting can be so funny
bahaha too funny this would be my mother
I told my mother that helping her get a Facebook account made us totally even for that whole "I carried you for 9 months" thing.
Computers, Laugh, Quote, So True, Funny Stuff, Humor, Things, Mom, True Stories
On the phone with mom: troubleshooting her computer (True Story)
makes me laugh, even though my mom could school me on a computer.
Hmmm ... maybe rethinking the "mom needs a computer" thing! =)
trying to teach mom how to use a computer. -_- bahaha. seriously. so true.
Funny Pictures & Funny Quotes @ http://pinteresthumor.com | Pinterest #Humor. Can't stop laughing Dayna
Sorry not sorry...
Sarcasm, Laugh, Quotes, Truths, So True, Funny Stuff, Humor, Funnystuff, True Stories
sarcasm, the truth
don't like it but I'll pin it for now! I abhor sarcasm! Quote #quote
So true of many people
lol, ummmm....sorry but I did laugh :) sarcasm
sarcasm ... Definitely my sense of humor
Lol I love that I can pin funny stuff now and don't have to worry about people thinking its about them!! So nice
Christmas Parties, Funny Kitty, Bugs, Christmas Bows, Funny Cat Pics, Kittens, Laugh So Hard, Animal, Baby Cat
softball christmas party...
Lol i do this to every animal i have
Funny cat pic
Hahahaha this is how I feel when I get a bug on me.
haha look at that freaked out baby cat!
Oh! My stomach hurts I laughed so hard lol
Kitten with Christmas bow on her head...very scary!
There has been a so-called bitch by the name of "Hannah". Almost everyday "she" makes rude comments on my pins. Every time I block or report her she goes by different names such as "Baylee" or "Kelsey". Apparently "she" has nothing better to do put to put me down. In the past, "she" has called me a "loser" "horse-faced bitch", "pathetic idiot", etc. I know "Hannah" is a group of girls cyber bulling me and causing me not to enjoy Pinterest anymore.
for one of my employees today. tee hee!
People I D, So True, Make Me Laugh, Funny Quotes, Bitchy Comments, Humor Funny, True Stories, Can'T Stop Laughing, Bitch Lol
seriously i don't think i have seen ONE of these that didn't make me laugh.
BAH HAHAHA!! CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!
#lol #humor #funny quote
Haha true story
Oh so true
HA! that's right you bitch... Lol
Shared, Laugh, Quotes, Clapping Clapping, Funny Stuff, Humor, You R Happy, Giggles, Happy Pills
No, I'm serious, share your meds. HAHAHA!!!! (just make me laugh)
Now THAT'S funny...my new weekly quote!!
Oh yes, share your happy pill!
A LIL' LAUGH OUT LOUD HUMOR!!
Now THAT is funny stuff!! haha
we sure are @JessicaAnne.
Badass, Laugh, Bad Ass, Quotes, Fuck Bad, Funny Stuff, Ecards, True Stories, Totally Fuck
We're total fucking bad asses.(well you're the badass one. I'm just special)=D
True story, Monica.
eCard. Made me laugh!
Funny Friendship Ecard: We're total fucking bad asses. Lmfao @ArynChristineDean
Bahahahahahaha, Funny Friendship, Amen, Bwahahahaha, Too Funny, So True, Bitch, Dr. Who, Needy People
Amen. Y'all know you got a friend like this too! Lol
bitches be needy
Funny Friendship Ecard: When I said I'd always be there for you I didn't realize you were so fucking needy.
so true w needy people
You know who you are!
Thoughts, Quotes, Bluntcards, Funny, Blunt Cards, Fake Friends, Fake People, Feelings, True Stories
Bluntcards never fails to make me laugh. If I had a dollar for every time I've thought this! Lol!
Blunt cards for a fake friend!
blunt cards Oh yeah, I KNOW this feeling too well!!!
Belle Jars, Lol Cat, Funny Cat, Force Fields, I Love Cat, Funny Stuff, Funny Animal, So Funny, Kitty
Lol cat ~ funny cat
I has a force field, so funny!!
Sylvia Plath Kitty is stuck in The Bell Jar (oh no she didn't!)
I has a force field - Funny Animal Pictures and Videos
I love cats!!!!!... in pictures..
Kitty with a force field
The Roads, Best Friends, Baby Otters, Teddy Bears, Funny Stuff, Funny Animal, Nails, New Friends, Baby Photos
And I was all...letsss get our nails n hurrr did mmmm hmmm and he was all nope...just wanna cuddle you....and I was all YOU ARE SUCH A TEDDY BEAR!! oh...wait... ;)
Oh my gosh! A teddy bear! Quick take my picture! Otter baby photo!
This otter has a teddy bear as its best friend
Random funny stuff that I like to pin. :)
Hope the otter has every reason to be smiling after cheating death. The underweight eight week old cub was found wandering alone along the road until she was rescued by a kind-hearted member of the public. Since her rescue she's made a miraculous recovery and even made some new friends, like this teddy bear!
Baby Otter & His Teddy Bear
When I was younger, it was all about "oh, I want to be like that person when I grow up". Now that I am grown and happy w/who I am, I find myself observing people often and thinking "I never want to be mean like that" or "I never want to complain like that". Good reminders to be a good person and friend!
Yes, I'm thankful!