My Childhood Punishments have become my adult goals... totally my life!
People talk about having an inner child. I don't. I have an inner old lady who says inappropriate things, tells everyone to be quiet, and wants to go to bed at 8pm. funny, quotes, humor, mom, momlife, wivesnightin
I just realized that ironing boards are actually surf boards that quit following their dreams and have an actual job. Don't be an ironing board.
Thank you. #CarrieOn #withgps by carriewilkerson
Might wake up early & go running but i also might win the lottery, the odds are about the same.
I never realize how much I swear..
Funny love quote + wine quote - "I enjoy long romantic walks down the wine aisle" #wine #quotes @VinoPlease #VinoPlease
Here's to Friday, friends and shenanigans !