My Childhood Punishments have become my adult goals... totally my life!

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My Childhood Punishments have become my adult goals... totally my life!

People talk about having an inner child. I don't. I have an inner old lady who says inappropriate things, tells everyone to be quiet, and wants to go to bed at 8pm. funny, quotes, humor, mom, momlife, wivesnightin

People talk about having an inner child. I don't. I have an inner old lady who says inappropriate things, tells everyone to be quiet, and wants to go to bed at 8pm. funny, quotes, humor, mom, momlife, wivesnightin

I just realized that ironing boards are actually surf boards that quit following their dreams and have an actual job. Don't be an ironing board.

I just realized that ironing boards are actually surf boards that quit following their dreams and have an actual job. Don't be an ironing board.

Might wake up early & go running but i also might win the lottery, the odds are about the same.

🎨💄 @mua_dasena1876 Movie night 🎥 &qu...Instagram photo

Might wake up early & go running but i also might win the lottery, the odds are about the same.

Funny love quote + wine quote - "I enjoy long romantic walks down the wine aisle" #wine #quotes @VinoPlease #VinoPlease

Funny love quote + wine quote - "I enjoy long romantic walks down the wine aisle" #wine #quotes @VinoPlease #VinoPlease

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