You can't have both!

Today, I will be classy and elegant. Or, I will spill food on my shirt and trip over things. So me.

haha this is awesome

Another myth busted…

Ask the families of Newport Connecticut if guns kill. As the mother of the Brunswick infant if guns kill. Ask the parents of our soldiers if guns kill. You will receive better answers from them than any spoon u might ask.

Haha :D

For my best friend Tammy. Thank you for our friendship. I hope you know how much I love you! Happy Birthday to my best friend!

The only reason women are crazy is because men do stupid things to make us go crazy. No stupidity=no.

Funny Confession Ecard: The only reason women are crazy is because men do stupid things to make us go crazy. No stupidity=no craziness.

How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you.

How to tell.

"How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you" from TheOatmeal.I knew she was up to no good.

Ha!

Free, Somewhat Topical Ecard: How much dip would a dipshit shit if a dipshit could shit dip. That's a lotta dipping going down❤️

Hahaha!

Dumb & Lazy statitians

Channing Tatum. LOL!

Free, Birthday Ecard: I bet Channing Tatum doesn't have to blow out his birthday candles. He probably just winks at them and they pass out.

Oh man..

40 Funny Images That Will Make You Laugh Instantly

That's pretty much it! Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 34 Pics

If I was dating myself, I would surprise myself with starbucks every morning and it would be adorable. best boyfriend ever.

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