sarcasm is my middle name
sarcasm is my middle name
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Magnet Retro Humor Cup of Care by LulusFiveandDime on Etsy, $2.00
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This is my cup of care .. Oh look it's empty - vintage retro funny quote If u don't care for me what makes u think I care for you😁✋ #juststop
"This is my cup of care .. Oh look it's empty" - vintage retro funny quote. can't stop laughing...
oh dear! funny!! Magnet - Retro Humor - Cup of Care
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Funny quote ... My cup of daily care
Magnet - Retro Humor - Cup of Care
Your baseball pants are way too tight. Said no girl ever. | Sports Ecard | someecards.com
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Your baseball pants are way too tight. Said no girl ever. ~~Baseball players are fuckin hot.
I've always said that the only thing I like about sports is that the men wear tight pants...
Free, Sports Ecard: Your baseball pants are way too tight. Said no girl ever.
baseball season :) always had thing for guys who play baseball <3 v.v
There's no such thing as baseball pants that are too tight
I laugh because this is something about baseball pants...
the best thing about that sport...
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interruptions!!! Really it's my face when the phone rings and my students are in special area and the front office has my schedule and knows this but doesn't look at the schedule they just call me instead! #teacherproblems
interruptions!!! #teacherproblems Except it's an ELA lesson, and it's yet another transportation change, and I'm usually sitting across the room on the floor doing community circle when the phone rings!!!
ohhh gosh, so true- my students get to see this face often. they enjoy it at least haha interruptions!!! #teacherproblems
interruptions!!! #teacherproblems Don't teach math....but the phone drives me crazy in my class.
interruptions!!! #teacherproblems This is so me!! I want to throw the phone out the window!
interruptions!!! #teacherproblems There are days when the phone rings all day! Let me teach!
Language arts lesson. But I definitely make this face when interrupted. #teacherproblems
And during my English lesson! Interruptions!!!
My reading lesson, not math, but the same!!
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Yup! This has happened to me on more than once occasion! LOL!
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when you're at the copy machine #teacherproblems more teacher humor here: https://goo.gl/0MSnn1
For all my teacher friends...I've done it!
Teacher Funnies 6 - The Classroom Key
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Bahahahaha!! This made me laugh!
Ok not me but other teachers lol
teacher humor #teacherproblems
For all my teacher friends
The Classroom Key: humor
The Classroom Key
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Sorry, true story. Lol Funny Science Jokes | funny #funny science #science #true story
People may appear bright until you hear them speak #inspiring #quotes
Funny Old People Quotes | Funny Dumb People Quotes
So funny, and SO true!
True Story. humor
Light vs. Sound
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i didn't realize my humor was linked to my personality until now. but so true- why are cruel things so funny?! TT^TT
Pakistani/ indian Dramas!! #desi #problem #funny #lol #indian #pakistani #arab #meme #jokes This is so true 😂
One of the biggest misconceptions about eating healthy! You just gotta get creative! But this is still too funny | Visit our blog for recipe ideas approved by #WBF: www.wholebodyfit.tumblr.com #gym #memes #funny #laughs #diet #weightloss
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omg this is so true! #desi #problem #funny #lol #indian #pakistani #arab #meme #jokes
#funny #humor #sarcasm #laugh
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English Teacher Problems: Did you seriously just ask if you have to write in complete sentences? // Need to have this printed up and posted by the board!
Collection of teacher memes. These are going on my first day of school introduction to the class.
Collection of teacher memes. There are some good ones on this site.
Collection of teacher memes. These are going on my bulletin board!
Collection of teacher memes - showing them on my first day!!!
dozenS of memes for teaching quotes
Substitute teacher problems...
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Everyone needs a smart-assed, sarcastic friend. I'm so happy to be of service to you.
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Funny Friendship Ecard: Everyone needs a smart-assed, sarcastic friend. I'm so happy to be of service to you. @Jessica Kelly
Funny Friendship Ecard Thank you Jamie Gibbs!!
sarcastic friend #ecards
Funny Friendship Ecard
How I feel leaving work on Fridays
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How I feel leaving work Fridays #meme #feel #leaving #fridays #funny #humor #comedy #lol this is u at drinks hey @Amy Parker
How I feel leaving work on Fridays......hahaha rewatched this as a teacher died laughing.
How I feel leaving work Fridays #meme #feel #leaving #fridays #funny #humor #comedy #lol
How I feel leaving work Fridays... and every evening for that matter
Every teacher feels like leaving work Fridays...
How I feel leaving work Fridays (sometimes). Lol
Absofreakinlutly... teachers on the weekend
Haha teacher humor
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Only Southerners know the difference between Redneck and White Trash! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ☀CQ #southern #quotes #ecards // funny, but true!
Only Southerners know the difference between Redneck and White Trash! | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
,thats the truth. i know a few white trash, that make southerners out to be like honey boo boo (even tho that child cracks me up)
Only Southerners know the difference between Redneck and White Trash! #Ecards
True. can we say duck dynasty & honey boo boo?? ~ there ya have it!!
Duck Dynasty versus Honey Boo Boo! :)
And true southern belles!
It's a southern thing
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funny:) relationships and marriage ecard
Hahahaha true love
When people rain on your parade, poke them in the eye with your umbrella.
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When people try to rain on your parade, poke them in the eye with your umbrella. This makes me laugh so hard. Love it
When people try to rain on your parade, poke them in the eye with your umbrella. #koastalkymmy #quotes #motivational #funny #umbrella
When people try to rain on your parade, poke them in the eye with your umbrella. — This isn't very nice, but for some reason it strikes me as very funny. I guess, since both are figurative ... ?
Poke... poke... pokety poke POKE POKE JAB SMACK....SWAT..... crap, now I need another umbrella!
When people try to rain on your parade, poke them in the eye with your umbrella. - WORDS - quotes
funny quote when someone tries to rain on your parade poke them in the eye with your umbrella
poke 'em in the eye with an umbrella.
A little giggle... Hehe
I have this problem all the time.
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So maybe this is supposed to be funny, but I'm too much of a grammar-nazi and whoever made this ecard clearly didn't have autocorrect because there is no such thing as "collaberate" in the English dictionary 😒
Hammer time come on the radio and I remembered this - fast getting to equal my fast cake joke as a guarenteed giggle moment.
Funny Friendship Ecard: When someone says 'STOP' I never know if its In the Name of Love, Hammer Time, or if I am supposed to collaberate and listen.
When someone says "STOP" I never know whether it's In the Name of Love, Hammer Time or if I'm supposed to collaberate and listen http://melanysguydlines.com #humor #blogger #funny #quotes #memes
#ecards #funny #ecard #humor For more quotes and jokes, check out my FB page: https://www.facebook.com/ChanceofSarcasm
When someone says "STOP" I never know if it is in the Name of Love, Hammer Time, or if I am supposed to collaborate and listen. #ecards too funny!!!
Funny Pictures: Funny Ecards - 31 Pics Ice is back.. lol
Laughing my butt off but true and funny quotes
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Too funny...we all do it!
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HAHA just when you thought you were the only one - ecards proves you're not...just died laughing !!!!
I thought @Serena Scarberry would get a giggle out of this one, being a nurse and all
Hahaha isn't this the truth ladies? I thought I was the only person that done that!
just when you thought you were the only one - ecards proves you're not. Lmfao
Never really thought about it like that but this is so true lol
Thought I was the only one ;) so true I can't stop laughing.
I've never thought of this, but it's hilarious, and so true.
Bahaha these e cards truly make my day!
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"Yea-Yea oscar mayer even" "Face it Benny the kids' a square" Benny- "What are you laughing at yea-yea you run like a Duck!
The Sandlot ❤ "He's a square Benny, the kid's a square." Omg L7 weenie!
The sandlot! Still my favorite movie and now my nephews favorite :)
The sandlot!... and the funny thing is my dad still says this
The Sandlot - "He's a square Benny, the kid's a square."
Favorite movie quote! We use this one regularly.
One of my favorite movies as a kid =)
L 7 WEENIE
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Dear Daughters, Should I ever learn you've been twerking anywhere, at any time, I will learn to do it myself and make sure I chaperon every single dance you ever go to. Love, Mom... ill remember this for when i have children
Good parenting LOL:-) pinner said: Dear Daughters, Should I ever learn you've been twerking anywhere, at any time, I will learn to do it myself and make sure I chaperon every single dance you ever go to. Love, Mom
Dear Daughter.... For my future children
Oh my poor daughters.
to my girls
My life is a constant battle between my love for food and not wanting to get fat. | #someecards
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If this wasn't true, there would only be Nutella and chocolate chip cookies in my pantry! #food #quotes
My life is a constant battle between my love for food and not wanting to get fat. Usually my love for food wins tho
TRUTH!! My life is a constant battle between my love for food and not wanting to get fat.-well said... Although at the end of the year if I don't have to buy a bigger size pair of pants, I think I'll consider that a win!
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i'm having technical difficulties with my attitude today. i apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you. avoidance is suggested for safety.
I'm having technical difficulties with my attitude today. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you. Avoidance is suggested for safety
I'm having technical difficulties with my attitude today. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you. Avoidance is suggested for safety.
Oh me! If I just had a room someone would lock me in with some water and good chocolate, we'd all be fine. LOL
And this is saying it nicely.....Some days the pain just takes over....best to stay away ;o) Fibromyalgia
I'm Having Technical Difficulties With My Attitude Today. I Apologize For Any Inconvenience This May Cause You. Avoidance Is Suggested For Safety.
Im having technical difficulties with my attitude today. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you. Avoidance is suggested for safety
Whoo-hoo-hoo... Oh yes I have this malfunction regularly!! Haha, I never thought to warn people!!! Lol
Whoo-hoo-hoo... Oh yes I have this malfunction regularly!! Haha, I never thought to warn people!!! Lol
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Perspective, #truestory @Crystal Sewell
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I have to say..this is pretty funny...
Father's Day...isn't that the truth
Ain't this the truth ;) Love it!
Well, isn't that the truth?
Oh aint that the truth!!!!
I love Brett, but TRUTH...
Father's Day funny. truth
AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH...
Isn't this the truth!!
This is very true!
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i feel an immediate bond with women who cuss as much as i do #ecards #truth #cusslikeasailor
these women are rare. and often times immediately become my best friends.
I feel an immediate bond with women who cuss as much as I do.
immediate bond with women who cuss as much as me ;)
They end up becoming my best friends :) ♥♥♥
Seriously though, instant best friends
Lmao that's my best friend and I!!
Incredibly fucking true.
Women who cuss
Teacher says piCk a pArtner Look at Your friend like this - MR bean | Meme Generator
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Doesn't matter what's on the picture, Mr. Beans face always makes me laugh. Still, the text is pretty damn funny.
This makes me laugh even harder when I think of the class that I have with a friend and our teacher actually looks and sounds like Mr. Bean.
MR bean - The look you give your friend When the teacher says find a partner. So true!
too funny & so true!!! Teacher says pick a partner... look at your friend like this.
I Beaned My Friends Computer #funny #beaned #friends #computer #humor #comedy #lol
Makes me laugh because it's true.. funny stuff... <3
Funny Confession Ecard: Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I wad up a fitted sheet.
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So true. But I actually fold my fitted sheets like Martha Stewart lololol that's where I Learned forever ago ol
Mom hated Martha Stewart haha..this made me laugh & think of her! not to mention I do wad up my fitted sheets!
Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I wad up a fitted sheet. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I wad up a fitted sheet. ecard
Oh this made giggle.. Fitted sheets how difficult you are to try to fold.
Tickled #111 - Martha Stewart Fitted Sheet Humor
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