HA!!!!

A good thing, because not everyone can afford a Sleep Number bed or think it has enough value, but . thankfully I'm a non-alcoholic cheap drunk; I don't need nearly that many glasses!

Resting bitch face. Story of my life. Lol! Everyone thinks I hate them when they first meet me.

=== So totally me. Story of my life. Everyone thinks I hate them when they first meet me.

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There should be a weather app for people with social anxiety, like, "Today, Walmart will be partly crowdy with a chance of people you know.

❥ yep

This is exactly how mine looks, I know it! I am the clumsiest person in the world, poor guardian angel, but I appreciate you saving my life all the time!

Shine on!!

To my friends, shine on you crazy, perverted, alcoholic weirdos. Y'all are my people.

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