Free and Funny Earth Day Ecard: Everyone talks about leaving the planet a better place for our kids. We should also leave better kids for our planet.

Why you can't talk about anything in front of kids...

Parenthood: when you kind of vaguely mention something you all maybe might do some hypothetical day and your kids take it as a blood oath.

I'm not interested in trying to look sexy. I'm going more for a wild, healthy, mysterious, witchy, I could kick your ass if I had to kind of look.

Hahahaha preach but I do love my lil mini me. I guess it's true what they say payback is hell. Lol

"I am a strong woman who is raising a strong girl, which is why I need a strong drink." And I have TWO girls.

35 Powerful Inspirational Quotes.

35 Powerful Inspirational Quotes.

But you keep blaming it on your age and teaching your sister too so you can both be part of the fat club!