WORKING POCKETS - Album on Imgur

You know the pockets they don't give to girls they probably give to guys and thats why girls have no pocked and guys have massive pockets

33 Really Funny Tumblr Posts That Are What You Need Right Now

33 Really Funny Tumblr Posts That Are What You Need Right Now

Here's to all the kids who never find their name on anything in souvenir stores. A moment of silence for Zvjezdan.

My puns are koala tea!

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Wow this sums up my life. Sleepy tired, tired of failing and not being good enough, tired of life just tired, so I quit trying, I know I could do a lot of things but why I'm just to tired

If a woman says, "Do what you want," DO NOT DO WHAT YOU WANT. Stand s... - funn... - funn, funny minion quotes, Minion Quote, stand, Woman - Minion-Quotes.com

Minions-If a woman says do what you want, do not do what you want. Standstill, don’t blink, don’t answer, Don’t breathe. Just play dead.

Funnies

I'd fight a bear for you. Not a grizzly. Or a brown bear. Or a panda. But maybe like a Care Bear? I'd fight one of those sonsabitches for you. That's fine, as long as Cal Bears count too, as not to be messed with =]

I'm looking for a moisturizer that hides the fact that I've been tired since 2010.

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We have all been there, but we like to call it being resourceful. Work smarter not harder, right? #JBC #JenksBeautyCollege

Yesterday’s eyeliner can be todays Smokey eye if you believe in yourself. (This pairs well with the walk of shame)

#humormemes #humorquotes #humor #funnymemes #funnyquotes #funny #cantgetoutofbed #lovesleep #true #followme #truestory #truestatement #sarcastic #toofunny #biancaonyx http://quotags.net/ipost/1636841872218884641/?code=Ba3OwKrF4oh

I'll be the one with stacked blankets like damn princess in the pea lmao.

Bahahahaha good point!!

they're not called Trojan Horse condoms. Just Trojan, like the people. Stuff like this makes me angry

eggs

LOL So funny and true! Funny Quote and Saying. I hate eggs unless they are in baked goods. Or on eggs Benedict but I only eat the yolk.

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