Master of the cringe game
New Business Card
Hold on, almost got it...
"If your party isn't this lit, don't bother inviting me." Cats dancing to accordion music. F YEAH!!!
Sexy Fit Body Tips
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Am I the only one who thought these were smaller?
"I don't flirt, I just talk. It's not my fault everything I say is smoother than the cream cheese spread on your bagel."