Just buy me a damn necklace already. #LAZYBOYFRIEND #SHUCKFORNOMAN
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It's time to take her to be de-clawed.
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Put a picture in a mason jar and add olive oil.  Looks blurry and like crap and is a waste of olive oil.

Put a picture in a mason jar and add olive oil. Looks blurry and like crap and is a waste of olive oil.

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Delores was tired of her ballet flats sliding off so she came up with a solution.

Delores was tired of her ballet flats sliding off so she came up with a solution.

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Please don't take pants-wearing advice from my grandfather.
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"Congratulations. Your tiger now stands proud on the open plain."
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