Exactly!

Me: *wears a dress with pockets* Person: I like your dress Me: thanks it has pockets Literally me. Every single time.

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "My moms like "there's food in the fridge" Oh yes I love eating raw onions and salad dressing "

If I had a dollar for every time a guy asked me to be his girlfriend, I'd be like. like totally homeless. I would only have one dollar cuz, so far in my little life, one dude has asked me out.

All the time

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms.

YES OMG

Funny Computer Say No

Funny Short Girl Problems Picture Collection >>> the last one is mean but the comment is still funny xD

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