REMEMBER AS FAR AS ANYONE KNOWS WE'RE A NICE, NORMAL FAMILY....BUT....don't look to deeply there are many skeleton in their closets that need tending too - which they'd have more time if they kept their nose, jealousy and judgmental ideas out of everyone else's house....and tended to their own business

So we can read it as we walk down the stairs. Remember as Far as Anyone Knows we Are a Nice Normal Family Humorous Primitive Distressed Sign Routed Edge

Some days... I should be saying this, but on a bottle of beer or tub of ice cream :)

Do you think any man would bake a cake that says, "sorry I'm a grumpy asshole"? Probs not, so this grumpy bitch won't be baking any apology cake any time soon.

baseball - So true!

if he wants to get the cute girls when he's older, he has to play baseball. Baseball players are the cutest

Magnets from Anne Taintor: what am I making for supper? why, sweetie, I'm making whatever the hell I want served with a side of eat it or starve.omg this is sooooo my mother!

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Love me some baseball players!

Funny Thanks Ecard: Let's give thanks to the inventor of baseball. While we're at it, let's give thanks to the inventor of Baseball Pants.

Great movie.  Agree. terri_mullins2

How can you not be romantic about baseball? ~ Billy Beane script on baseball canvas

Home Plate Door it.  It's all about Softball at our house!  Cool idea

Home Plate Door Mat I have one in my house but its not black. Every time I step in the door I'm "safe at home"!

Anne Taintor Captions | Retro Shower / Anne Taintor - Favorite Captions - Polyvore

Pour On The Mom Guilt I love mom snark. This doesn't mean I don't adore my kids and being a mother, but mom snark is a great way to laugh off the stress.

i'm a hero

i just rescued some wine. it was trapped in a bottle. i saved the day! must be heroes everyday!