Why am I like this?

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Diet: Breakfast 250 calories Lunch 375 calories Snack 125 calories Dinner calories

‘I’m sorry’ and ‘my bad’…

Haha this is hilarious. You can't not laugh at this! Lol, too funny!

Monday thru Friday morning till 5pm lol

Today Is My Hot Mess Day Hoodie - T. Wear - Skreened T-shirts, Organic Shirts, Hoodies, Kids Tees, Baby One-Pieces and Tote Bags

Every time!

Yes, yes it wood…

That's a nice toe you have there. It would be a shame if something were to happen to it.Yes, yes it wood.

Well, would you?

Would you mind…

All the time

Paranoid spelling…

Funny Reminders Ecard: Always remember, it's better to arrive late than to arrive ugly.

My Side Your Side Cases

My Side/Your Side Pillows - For the bed-hogger in your life. One half is of the bed, and the other a measly Made from silk Screen printed in London onto strong, smooth Egyptian cotton pillowcases.


I don't know whether to take a nap. or cry about feeling tired. *I vote for the nap!

Picking a restaurant.

When my girlfriend is undecided where she wants to eat

Trying to pick a place to eat. Totally my family. There's a Disney meme for everything in my life. As well as a Disney quote and song.


Free and Funny News Ecard: Grammar: the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.


Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check a free cellphone, food stamps, section 8 housing, a six-pack of beer and he'll vote for a Democrat the rest of his life