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I need a hug.

Timing is everything. Sometimes, you build up someone's expectations to the point where breaking them down is just pure entertainment :D (Go On - - There's No "Ryan" In Team)

One day, you've take a mental health day, and the demon catches you as you are cutting a slice of hot out of the oven French bread, and home made lasagna.

And this is why just I can't adult. Sorry 'bout it.

Puffy and Fluffy Puppy

22 Tweets For People Who Have An Absurd Sense Of Humor

22 Tweets For People Who Have An Absurd Sense Of Humor

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22 Tweets For Women Who Are Just So Done With Bullshit

22 Tweets For Women Who Are Just So Done With Bullshit

Frankly, I expected that heart attacks might hurt more than that. Now if I ever get one, I'll probably die because I thought "It's nothing, I've literally had worse cramps"

Maybe kids aren't that bad after all

"I know it's YOUR wedding, Brenda, but my white dress shows cat hair the least."

"I know it's YOUR wedding, Brenda, but my white dress shows cat hair the least."