This is exactly what I should tell him now. And I should have told him then, although he has certainly gotten a lot worse than he was then.
I will drink beer...
I choked on a carrot this afternoon...
Olivia Kendall Parody
You can't make me believe there's a shortage of jobs in this country when there are 23 cash registers at Walmart and only 3 cashiers.
This literally happened to me the other day
I have to check myself.
Shut the FUCK up already! Your the only one trying to convince your self honey!
Put the witches hat on