So true

Clearly she hasn't mastered her OCD yet. I write my list the FIRST time in order of where I find it in the store. And it's not OCD, I call it time management.

My diet can best be described as, 'unchaperoned child at a birthday party.'

:) That's sounds great. My diet would be described as a child watching a birthday party through a glass window.all the time.while everyone invites me in but I can never come :((

Pamphlets making fun of your own wedding. | 23 Unconventional But Awesome Wedding Ideas

"This would be funny to explain who everyone in the wedding party is, the program, etc. (funny facts about bride/groom & everyone else)" this is pretty great.I like the funny facts about each person idea

Omg too funny!

He’s always watching you…

He sees you when you’re sleeping Because through your window he’s peeping. He likes you because This is a naughty Santa Claus.

can i get an amen

Home Is Where The Bra Isn't | Racerback Tank

Yes! If I don't have to wear a bra or pants when I'm at your house, you will never get rid of me. Seriously, it's the comfort of being home without being alone!

wait, wha...?

Some of us are so old we can remember going through an entire day without taking pictures of anything.

Yes.

I don't judge people based on race, creed, colour or gender. I judge people based on spelling, grammar, punctuation an sentence structure.

I like Winter...... Snowmobiles ! and I love Spring....beautiful flowers & trees ! Skip Summer ? no...well, just day's over 90 degrees Fall....Autumn......A Beautiful time of the year, the falling leaves, and the colors are Beautiful, and the weather------perfect.

I like Winter. and I love Spring.well, just day's over 90 degrees Fall.A Beautiful time of the year, the falling leaves, and the colors are Beautiful, and the weather------perfect.

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"Here, hold my dignity. I've got some sketchy shit to do." He held out his arms as though carrying a cumbersome object, and I scooped the air out of his hands.

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