so true

I have owned over a million bobby pins and hair-ties in my lifetime. Maybe Always buying these - Bobby pin - Quote -

true.

Free, Workplace Ecard: It's not "throwing someone under the bus" if they were already tumbling precariously in that direction on their own.

I'm in serious procrastination mode. Who knew there was so much to keep me occupied other than what I need to be doing.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Nothing makes me more productive than the last minute. So true unfortunately.

So true. Once upon a time I had this best friend... Then one day she decided she didn't want that role

The hardest thing is not talking to someone you used...

Feeling sad that it was frustrated with talking to you two to three times a day.but now I Miss it! I miss you Dad! You were my # 1 support system.

Pretty much. ('cept mine's an Android. Mac=ack.)

My three moods : Skip every song, continuous play, same song // funny pictures - funny photos - funny images - funny pics - funny quotes -

No mumbling

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I do not spew profanities I enunciate them like a fucking lady

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I had manners. I was fairly attractive. I was funny. My life fell apart when I was diagnosed with stupid fucking breast cancer. I don't give a fuck if I have manners, my looks were destroyed. I lost my sense of humor.

“If you’re always trying to be normal, you’ll never know how amazing you can be.” -Maya Angelou Looking for more fun ideas?You Can’t Use up CreativityYou Were Born an Original9 of the Best Mother QuotesThe Art of Mothering / The Art of Living

Be Yourself

“If you’re always trying to be normal, you’ll never know how amazing you can be.” -Maya Angelou Looking for more fun ideas?You Can’t Use up CreativityYou Were Born an of the Best Mother QuotesThe Art of Mothering / The Art of Living

Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and you make bad decisions.

Funny Quote: Eveything Happens For A Reason, But Sometimes The Reason Is That You’re Stupid And You Make Bad Decision - Funny Quotes

Singing daily for at least ten minutes reduces stress, clears sinuses, improves posture and can even help you live longer. (I sing in the car while driving so I don't commit road rage murder.

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