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Free, Workplace Ecard: Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper "No one gives a fuck"
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You don't have to shave your legs. As a female, you are not obligated to shave your legs. However, if you do shave, that is also alright with me.
Always keep a bottle of champagne in the fridge for special occasions. Sometimes the special occasion is that you've got a bottle of champagne in the fridge. Or a bottle of vodka in the freezer.
Story of my life! I didn't wear eye makeup to work the other day & people would not leave me alone.
Longest minute ever.I hate treadmill running!
"Sorry you couldn't come to the wedding. It was no kids." "It's okay. I'll come to your next one." "She means when she's not a kid anymore." "I don't like you." "I'll get over it." -Sal, Lily and Mitchell, Modern Family
last night sitting on the couch with my husband I said, 'I love you.' he asked, 'is that you or the wine talking?' I said 'it's me.talking to the wine. Love you babe!
Warning label should be in leggings and tights for real! They are not pants!