I often walk a fine line between "super fun" mom and "kinda psychotic, maybe we should call the authorities" mom. This is the kind of mom that I will be. only time will tell.

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Someone said to me, 'You're hard on your kids.' Yeah, that's why they aren't little assholes. That is so my dad . But it's true some parents need to start vein parents cause these dad children Be acting worst than assholes

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Funny quotes - Technically grown-up, yet still have to chant, "Lefty Loosey, Righty Tighty" to figure crap out.

Funny quotes - Technically grown-up, yet still have to chant, "Lefty Loosey, Righty Tighty" to figure crap out.

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I deserve a medal for making it through this week without stabbing someone with a fork

I have actually thought to myself at times, I just wish I were stupid. I wouldn't know any better, and I would actually fit in a little more. I wouldn't get so aggravated with humanity, and life would just be so much simpler.

Common sense is not a gift, it’s a punishment. Because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it

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If ever I'm on life support, unplug me! then plug me back in and see what that does.

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this is whyy ive never been able to wear a turtle neck cus i feel like im choking!

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Curly hair problem: "Discovering one perfect, wavy curl, and wondering why the rest of your hair can't be like it.

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