It takes about seconds for me to go from 'this is the best day ever' to 'I want to stab every person on planet Earth.' Thats me at work.
It's true. You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying "I just find it funny how." because there's a chance she did not find it funny.
Story of my life - 25 socially awkward things we all do
nice though that my hubby and some close friends get my humor :) --- Funny Confession Ecard: Frankly, my humor is for my enjoyment, it is inconsequential if you get it or not.
The struggle is real. "bitch I know I said I wanted to lose weight but I'm hungry"
Girl truths: Things I say while I am driving. ~~ Shit, was that a cop? THAT was a cop! ~~ (These are killing me. I use everyone of them practically daily.
I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me anymore. This is so me! Problem is I buy more when its gone!
Yeah if you could go ahead and create your dream office space here. That'd be great - That Would Be Great (Office Space Bill Lumbergh)
I love ordering things online because when they arrive, it’s like a present from me to me. So true.
I sing the duet, I beatbox the background music. and do erything else