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People would love to see me like this!!!! Probably not going to happen---duct tape is strong, but so are my jaws after years of all the talking I do. AND by the way I know I talk alot so there is never a need for anyone to tell me this, I just think it makes them look stupid that they feel they need to tell me something I've known for over 50 years. Now where did I leave my broom.
Duct Tape, Laughing, Funny Things, Ducks Tape, Quote, Silver, Silence, Funny Stuff, So True
so true lol
Silence is Golden. Duct Tape is Silver.
I laugh every time I see this.
★ Silver Lining ★ Silence is golden. Duck tape is silver.
duct tape quote
Healthy Meals, Camerondiaz, Diet Tips, Cameron Diaz Books, Cameron Diaz Quotes Life, Don'T Settle, Healthy Food, Life Advice, Healthy Life
Cameron Diaz gives several excellent pieces of life advice here
Cameron Diaz Interview - The Body Book, Diet Tips
Don't settle for less
Cameron Diaz's Tips For A Healthy Life #refinery29 http://www.refinery29.com/2014/02/61667/cameron-diaz-interview#slide3 On why you should carry healthy food with you wherever you go: "If I'm running behind schedule, and I don't get to sit down and have a meal, [a prepared healthy meal] holds me over so I don't have to go searching on the street — and end up with something in a bag that I don't want to eat. So, I don't have to settle for something that isn't going to make me feel good that ...
Cameron Diaz's Tips For A Healthy Life
I'M Awesome, Funny Humor, Contagi, Giggl, You Are Awesome, Ecards, Im Awesome, True Stories, I M Awesome
So I just found out I'm awesome. You might want to get yourself tested.... #funny #humor
So I just found out I'm awesome. You might want to get yourself tested. It's contagious!
So I just found out I'm awesome. You might want to get yourself tested. | Flirting Ecard
made me giggle and think of u! :)
Isn't it wonderful? I'll bet you are awesome also!
This is my life.
Fashion, Style, Thug Life, Clothing, My Life, Funny, T Shirts, True Stories, Mixed Drinks
Soooo true!!! story of my life
I Just Want To Drink Coffee – Thug Life Shirts. My summer. Story of my life. Haha I need this shirt.
i have mixed drinks about feelings - t shirt is so funny...
thug life shirts, depresso, funny shirts, t shirts, casual, neutrals, gray
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Wine Time, Wine Quotes, Friends, Drinks Wine, Truths, Amateur, Funny Stuff, Humor, True Stories
There is no question. Never too early for #wine time. #friends
#truth... #wine #humor
sorry...we can't be friends! funny stuff
wine quote humor quote
If you have to ask if it's too early to drink wine... you're an amateur and we can't be friends.
Audrey Quotes, Hold On, Life, Audrey Hepburn Quotes, Audreyhepburn, So True, Living, Love Quotes, Wise Words
Bespoke Country Weddings: Love Quote #5 We lost a Beloved, Beautiful Full of Life Friend this morning. The World is a little Dimmer today. RIP Debbie.
Audrey Quote | the best thing to hold on to in life...
The best thing to hold on to in life is each other. - Audrey Hepburn Quotes:: Words to Live By:: Audrey Hepburn Quotes
Hold on to each other. #audreyhepburn
"The best thing to hold onto in life is each other." ~Audrey Hepburn Repinned from Sara Christensen via Matchbook Magazine via Wise Words
SO true. The best thing to hold on to in life is each other. Audrey Hepburn
If somebody has to do it, it might as well not be me.
Building, Workplace Ecards, Guys, Mottos
-5 For future reference, unless someone is tampering with the fiber connections coming into the building or some unforeseen event causes the buried fiber to snap, there shouldn’t be any problems with the "network”. -- i really appreciate you taking the time to read all of this mumbo jumbo and i know it's a pain, but i really value your opinion!! ;)
A lifes motto for so manyyyy...
Funny Workplace Ecard: If somebody has to do it, it might as well not be me.
-to make a long story short. the network guys (my guys) reconfigured their equipment and there was minimal signal loss, but the other campuses still had signal problems. the live streaming equipment tech (fg's guys) noticed that their software didn't look right and restarted the software and now everything is working properly. it was never a network problem. smh
I know we just met but I feel like I've known you since way back when I first began stalking you.
Flirting Ecards, Truths, Greeting Cards, Someecards Com, E Cards, Flirting Cards
Flirting Ecards, Free Flirting Cards, Funny Flirting Greeting Cards at someecards.com
Sorry for the mean, hurtful, accurate things I said to you.
Mean Ecards Truths, Truths Hurts, About You, Apologies Ecards, Someecards Funny Truths, Accur Things, Mean Someecards, Someecards Funny Mean, E Cards
Free, Apology Ecard: Sorry for the mean, hurtful, accurate things I said to you. ---> Let me emphasize 'accurate'.
Sorry for the mean, hurtful, accurate things I said about you.
Sorry for the mean, hurtful, accurate things I said to you, but sometimes the truth hurts...
They say money can't buy you happiness, but I've got a receipt from the liquor store telling a whole different story.
Drunk Quotes, Greeting Card, Liquor Store
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They say money can't buy you happiness, but I've got a receipt from the liquor store telling a whole different story. @Alana Jakas
My happy hour begins as soon as you leave the office.
Work, Happy Hour, Funny Tattoo Ecards, Funny Things, Quotes, Offices, Funny Humor, So True, Funny Stuff
So true of my life at work lately!
My happy hour begins as soon as you leave the office. LOL-although I really work with wonderful people so this does not apply!
To-Do's, the Ultimate Party Store Motivated Funny Cocktail Napkins by Anne Taintor
Happy Mondays, Go Girls, Quote, Rheumatoid Arthritis, Anne Taintor, Funny Stuff, Life Mottos, Annetaintor, Happy Pills
How to make a happy Monday? Medicated and Motivated!!!
Finally some funny stuff!
you go girl!
My life motto
#LavenderHomeAndGifts #AnneTaintor #Hilarious
Anne Taintor quotes
All right everyone....you know this is funny:)
Cookies, Truths Hahaha, Pinterest Clothing, Amenities, Giggl, My Life, Skinny Hooker, Funny Stuff, Ecards
GIGGLE TIME - haha "let's go get a cookie"
bahahaha, that's funny stuff.
My life story. Oh well they don't get to eat cookies :)
Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Turns out all my Pinterest clothes only look good on those skinny hookers in the pictures. Let's go get a cookie.
Yup, amen. Make it a double chocolate chip cookie.
They won't be able to fit what I'm about to do to you on a conversation heart.
Valentine'S Day, Happy Valentine'S, Valentine Day Cards, Love Funny, Valentine Cards, Naughty/Dirty Humor, Inappropriate Humor, Converse Heart, So Funny
I can't fit what I want to do to you on a conversation heart. So I'll just say Happy Valentine's Day ;)
10 Someecard Valentines Day Cards
hahaah, funny ,valentines card
No Worry, No Worries, Ha Haha Hahaha, Bachelorette Parties, Lion Kings, Birthday Shirts, 21St Birthday, 25Th Birthday, Tanks
and have no worries..
@Stephanie Seal 25th birthday shirts??
Ha! Future Bachelorette party tank top!!!
Ha haha hahaha
@Henry Maurer we need these. Tank tops. Lion King. Vodka. Yes.
21st birthday shirt
Haha...guess Hakuna Matata isn't just for the kiddies anymore!
Animal Jokes, Animal Humor, Animalhumor, Animalpuns, Funny Stuff, Funny Animal, Animal Puns, Animal Funny, Animal Memes
Funny Stuff January 17
funny animal pictures with joke captions - LOL! For more hilarious animal joke pics visit www.bestfunnyjokes4u.com/funny-animal-pics/
Animal Animal Animal: Funny animals meme
Funny animals, funny animal quotes, animal humor …For the funniest quotes and hilarious pictures visit www.bestfunnyjokes4u.com
Why do I find this hilarious idk #animalpun #animalhumor
Funny animal puns... Lol!
Worst joke in retail. I say that every time and thought I was cool!! Lol!
Work Humor, Laughing, Worst Jokes, Pet Peeves, Retail Problems, Funny, Work In Retail, Lame Jokes, Retail Memes
This is a lame joke I do not find funny.
I can relate to this... Retail problems
Worst joke in retail and all my customers think they are just oh so funny
working in retail, in one word: SUCKS
Pet peeve of mine. It's not original or funny when you say it. Do you really think I'm going to just give you something and lose my job over it? No.
Work Humor | retail memes
Cannot count how many times Ive heard that and not laughed.
Funny Pics, Funny Pictures, My Life, Funny Quotes, So True, Humor Quotes, Hilarious Sayings, True Stories, Colleges Humor
Humor. Funny Pictures. Funny Quotes. Cartoons. Memes
So true! This is my life for sure
Humor quotes, funny pics, humourous, jokes funny, hilariousness, just hilarious, Lmao funny …For the best humour quotes and hilarious sayings visit www.bestfunnyjokes4u.com/lol-funny-cat-pic/
#college #humor #truth #aspenheights
♫ La-la-la Bonne vie ♪
One Day, Paris Je, Buckets Lists, Oneday, Je Taim, I M, France, Paris Prints, Living
One Day I'm Going to Live In Paris Print in Cream by theloveshop
Paris, je t'aime / One Day I'm Going to Live In Paris
paris, je taime etc
Or in some countryside in France
Trust me, you can dance.
Dust Jackets, Dust Wrappers, Books Jackets, Quotes, Funny, Vodka, Dance, Dust Covers, Trust Me
ETC INSPIRATION BLOG ART DESIGN FOOD PHOTOS QUOTES TRUST ME YOU CAN DANCE VODKA DRINKING QUOTE FUNNY photo ETCINSPIRATIONBLOGARTDESIGNFOODPHOTOSQUOTESTRUSTMEYOUCANDANCEVODKADRINKINGQUOTEFUNNY.jpg
35 Things I want my Daughter to know about Girlfriends [the House of Hendrix}
Girls, True Friendship, Future Daughter, My Daughters, Things I Want, Loyal Friends, Girlfriends, House, 35 Things
35 Things I want my future daughter and all girls to know about Girlfriends [the House of Hendrix}... true girlfriends... sisterhood 💜
Mine are called The Tias. Yours may be called The YaYa’s or simply the Girls. In any case they are the trusted women who show up when life stinks and celebrate when it doesn’t. They are strong, loyal friends who think you’re beautiful in sweats but fully appreciate a sassy outfit or new tassle necklace. … … Continue reading →
"The [girls] know both the tenderness and the selfishness of my heart and love me anyway." - So wonderfully said. Real true friendship is such a blessing, whatever form it takes over time. Thanks for sharing this - @Kelly Dreisch <3
35 Things I Want My Daughter to Know About Girlfriends - The House of Hendrix 35 things I want my daughter to know about Girlfriends: (a collection from a few of my trusted gals) 1. True girlfriends are those who will tell you the good and the bad. And find a way to make you feel OK about both. 2. Your best friend may have other friends too. That’s ok. 3. A girlfriend understands that we all want to feel celebrated on our birthdays. 4. Girlfriends come in all colors, shapes, and energy levels. Don’t have a type. You will miss out. 5. We are all imperfect people. Your friends will disappoint you. Forgive them even before they ask. 6. True girlfriends are those who meet you in the middle, and sit with you if the moment calls for sitting, and walk with you when you can move forward again. 7. Be brave enough to be real. Your Authentic self is enough. 8. You know she’s a true girlfriend when you don’t clean up before she comes over… you’re comfortable allowing her to see YOU, mess and all. 9. A lack of phone contact should not breed insecurity, just an excitement for when you finally do connect. Pick up where you left off, no guilt or hesitation. Life is hard and we all know it. Grace should be freely given. 10. Life gets busy though. Be intentional. 11. Love them well. That will look different for each friend. 12. Truly good friends are your best cheerleaders– they make you feel like everything you want is possible. 13. If you find a friend that can make you laugh so hard you pee….don’t let her go. 14. There are no gasps or judgement when your child has a meltdown in front of her. Just a chuckle and a story about when her own child slapped her mother-in-law in the face. 15. Always reach out to the new girl in school or life. Always. 16. A phone date together with a glass of wine and sleeping children can be as fulfilling as a dinner out. 17. True girlfriends are those who take and give in equal measure – but always remember to measure over the length of a yard and not over the length of an inch. 18. There’s a fine line between sharing information and gossiping. Don’t cross it and ask your friends to do the same. 19. You can make a friend feel loved by loving on her children. 20. It is a blessing to have an intimate few but always have room at your table. Be the anti-clique clique. 21. Don’t be a high maintenance friend, life’s hard enough. Just love well and often. 22. Laugh and cry together, often at the same time. 23. Don’t flirt with her boyfriend, spouse or love interest. 24. Remember your life and family are not supposed to look like hers. You were created differently. Don’t compare. 25. Friends should never feel like an obligation. 26. Girlfriends know when to simply say “you will get through this, I promise.” 27. When you know you are crazy, your girlfriend can assure you, you are normal, even though you are crazy. 28. A girlfriend understands your hormones, at all the different stages of womanhood. 29. Be Trustworthy ”A gossip betrays a confidence, but a trustworthy person keeps a secret.” (Proverbs 11). 30. True girlfriends always know how to point out the best in each other. 31. Apologize when you screw up, because you will. 32. Don’t just say you’re going to pray for her, actually pray, even when she doesn’t ask. 33. Know the purity of her heart. It’ll make it easier to give her the benefit of doubt. 34. Give of yourself expecting nothing in return. A true friend will reciprocate when she is able. 35. You have been placed in each others lives with great purpose. Cherish each other.
Kitchens, Wine Time, Wine Quotes, Life Rules, Wine Funny, Mornings Coff, Life Mottos, Things, Wise Words
Its the simple things in life, that make it feel oh, so good. Want this to hang in the kitchen
A normal day...and it's wine time!
Start your day with coffee. End your day with wine. www.winemerchantcincinnati.com #wine #funny
Unless your kid's fundraiser is selling bottles of liquor, I want no part of it.