Before calling me, ask yourself "Is this textable?" YES! I hate talking on the phone.

you in there?

Bathroom Break…

baby kid hand under door bathroom break will find you funny pics pictures pic picture image photo images photos lol

Sorry about the language but this is just too funny!!!!!

Funny Weekend Ecard: My business isn't your business; So unless you're my thong, don't be up my ass.


Oh my I so hope mine and Leon's little girl will never inherit these genes. Then on second thought it will be super fun to see it happen to someone else for once in my life lol ;

Hilarious site called, "Pinterest, You Are Drunk" all about the most ridiculous stuff found on Pinterest.

Funny pictures about Hoof Heels. Oh, and cool pics about Hoof Heels. Also, Hoof Heels.

My thoughts exactly.

humor & funny people who make you laugh when you don't even want to smile.LOLLL :D When people talk about my driving But did you die Mr Chow meme

Pictures from a hidden camera in a haunted house. Hilarious! I've never seen so many guys clutching onto each other. lol.

Scared Bros At A Haunted House

Haunted house with hidden camera.some of these pictures are too funny! I laughed my head off! (do people really go through haunted houses in a conga line? I'm far to sophisticated (scared) to go anywhere near a haunted house, so I don't know!

That's me!

I’m not a morning person. I’m not a night owl, but I can rock am like nobody’s business.


She's to Sexy for her thong diapers! BRINGING, SEXY BACK. Oh sweet, angel of death, please take me now!

Keep a low profile, then spring it on them.

The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it's too late ! Its Too Late Baby. You Are Stuck !