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I went to the dentist the other day, and after the hygienist was done scraping my teeth, she said, "your gums are a bit irritated, so you need to floss more." I thought, "My gums are irritated because you were just stabbing them with a sharp metal tool!!"


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Dumbest way to lock yourself out…

hahahahaha<---I got one: How about when you have a doorknob that locks on the outside but you can still open it when you're inside. Promptly close the door and then realize you forgot to unlock the door before you went outside.

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