Says my husband to me.I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.
Hahaha this is too funny! Coffee and wine are like my life coaches. Coffee is there for a pat on the ass, 'Go get'em we can do this!' And then wine is like, 'You'll get them tomorrow You gave it a good shot. Keep your chin up.
Funny Family Ecard: My husband thinks I'm crazy. But I'm not the one who married me.
except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbor (THIS is why I love the English language.
Shower Schizophrenia- EVERY DAMN TIME. The constant belief that you hear a child crying while you're trying to take a shower.
Funny Family Ecard: I'd post photos of other things besides my kid, but all I do is hang out with my kid. (Because I love my kid!
My life is wondering if it's too late to drink coffee and wondering if it's too early to drink alcohol.
Jokes on them since we prob pin stuff more than we do stuff!
I've always thought that to be the true meaning of the song. Sure he's saying he won't cheat, but he also won't do that.
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