For when you just need a little more motivation:
I would be a much better billionaire someone fund me... #compartirvideos #funnypictures
Birth control pill for men - It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.
I'm sorry I was a hateful, foul mouthed, binge eating maniac this week. But now that I've got my period, hold me & tell me I'm pretty.
If you were home alone in the middle of the night, and you heard a fart, would you laugh or be scared?
I used to walk into a room full of people and wonder if they liked me... Now I look around and wonder if I like them.
Hahahaha "If I ever go missing, I want my picture on wine bottles instead of milk cartons so only the fun people can find me."
I paid attention to the construction signs and got in the correct lane. You ignored them for miles and now you want me to let you in. Not going to happen! OH MY WORD! This is one of my biggest pet peeves EVER. And you better believe it baby......I won't let you in!!!!!!!
I bet this would keep the solicitors from coming to my house!! LOL
Who needs to go a party....LOL
LOL! I have this prayer memorised!
Daddy's Little Girl
I love having people re-pin my pins. I'm a TRUE *Pinterest Addict* #pinaholic #pinterest #pinterestaddict
HAHA! Shari Harris this is for you! Can't wait til the warm weather hits...