Beautiful art nouveau poster
The best things in life come in Cellophane (Du Pont).
"We put something special in slacks."
"Most men ask 'Is she pretty?' not 'Is she clever?'" Because evidently your skin is more important than "personality or cleverness."
I can't begin to tell you what I would do for one of these.
Well, do you? Because if the answer is "yes," then Captain Hopeful has a second question for you.
Keep her where she belongs . . . staring in stunned disbelief at your impossibly ugly shoes
Mint Cocktail Gum, approved by Lana Turner. The world needs more booze-flavored gum, for SURE.
Sack o' sauce in a can o' meat