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Abilities, Amenities, Better, My Life, Damn, My Children, Ecards, Detective, Kid
Keith can attest to this from our dating years...and my children will soon find out i missed my calling of detective
Better than the FBI. Do not ever underestimate my ability to find shit out :)
MY LIFE IN AN ECARD
this is so me... better than the damn FBI !!!!
i'm a damn good detective
My kids better watch it!!!
Better than the FBI! #eCard
Can I get an amen??? My kids know this already.
Too funny but oh so true...
Dumb Ahhah, Women'S It, Men Are Dumb, Specif Friends, Moron Men'S, Men'S Suck, Awesome F, Codes Men'S, Bro Codes Funny
I would never be the female in this scenario... However, I feel like if I was, one of my friends would know I was "spending the night" and at least 2 others would confirm that I "spent the night" with that specific friend.
men are dumb ahhah
OMG..this one is so true...
Laughing, Pedicures, Sotrue, Quote, Manicures, Truths, Funny Stuff, So True, Nails
Can't Stop Laughing at The Truth of This!
Funny Facebook Status: Manicure funny facebook quote
manicure lmao this is so true Jade and I text back and forth during our pedicures Ching Chang Chong !!
So true since I have a messed up finger. I have even had a woman laugh at me when doing my nails
Especially my Boss
Life, Dreads, True Facts, Don'T Panic, Anxiety, Boss, Minis Heart, Stupid People, Always Lol
My response is usually, I Didnt DO ANYTHING WRONG! I cannot help it if the world is full of stupid people and they are drawn to me like a freakin magnet!
at this point, anxiety enters the room!
THIS IS MY LIFE AND HAPPENED TODAY EVEN.
Especially when it's ur boss. Eekkks. Most of the time it's nothing really.
Mini heart attack alway
I do this every time, and it usually ends up being good news. It must be something about those dreaded words!
One for Jess
Walks, Quotes, Amenities, My Life, Funny, Truths, So True, Super Fantastic, True Stories
funny but so true
So true thankful to the people who walked out so I coukd make room for more amazing people in my life
this made me smile and giggle a little...there is some truth to it, i suppose, but the people that walked out are not the ones that made my life super fantastic, it is the people that walked in and are still here <3
Evan loves Batman
Laughing, Life, Quotes, Boys, Funny Stuff, So True, Truths, Batman, Things
So true! My boys dress like batman daily!
Unless you can be Batman I laughed out loud at this! Mine would be unless you can be Wonder Woman!!
Win. At. Life. #be #yourself #be #batman #costume #kid #bruce #wayne #DC #comics #caped #crusader #dark #knight #gotham #quote #truth #movie #comics
Funny Stuff / Batman
Art This is going to be my future child = Batman !!! The most important thing in life is to be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Always be Batman!!! Inspirational Quotes inspiration-quotes-etc
Oh so true
Quotes, Sotrue, My Life, Can'T Sleep, Wake Up, Funny, So True, Truths, True Stories
Can't Sleep, Can't Wake up--- Story of my life.
at night I can't sleep. In the morning, I can't wake up TRUTH
ugh so true. story of my life
At Night I Can’t Sleep In The Morning I Can’t Wake Up - Funny Quotes
Yes!!!! its so true! ....at night I can't sleep. In the morning, I can't wake up
It definitely ranks up there!
Buses, Laughing, Dreams Job, Karma Bus, Karma Quotes, Dream Job, Funny, Things, True Stories
Choo-choo! <--- original comment. Apparently that person thinks buses make train noises. lol
laugh | ...drive that karma bus.
Well, we know there's no such thing as "Karma".. but this is pretty funny
My dream job would be driving the karma bus #sarcasm #quotes #funny
I want a dog like this...
Teas Time, Puppies, Cups, Cute Pet, Afternoon Teas, Memorial Mornings, Little Dogs, Animal, Toys Poodle
Afternoon tea. #puppy #cute #fluffy
cute puppies; puppy; dogs; pets; animals; white; cup; mug; tea; coffee; cake; cafe; photography Even dogs crave coffee. It smells so goo- oo- ood.
I'd let this toy poodle drink out of my cup too!
toy poodle tea time
cute little dog a coffee drinking fluff puppy. OMG
cute lil #pet boy #pet girl #Cute pet| http://amazingcookingtips4614.blogspot.com
Way too true for so many of us...
Laughing, My Sisters, Sotrue, My Life, Funny, Target, So True, Truths, True Stories
So true, story of my life.
truth... i could spend ALL of my money at Target.
#target #always #sotrue
so true! love going to Target with my sisters :)
my life. yes this is so true its not even funny
Funny but oh so true! I love Target!
So true. I Target laughs
Laughing, Quotes, Sweet Treats, Truths, So True, Funny Stuff, Ecards, Things, E Cards
That mother fucker stole my cupcake. |Teacher Appreciation Week is upon us (tomorrow is Sweet Treat Day)and I am looking for a cute "Cupcake" tag. Then... THIS... decisions... decisions... ;) !!!!
so true. another quote to tell my dad when he tries to get me to go camping.
Ecard middle name mom humor lol truth
I'm That Person... I can distinguish the Differences between a joke, Irony , criticism and an insult and your so called Sarcasm. irony-symbolIrony vs Sarcasm "In accordance to the definition of any dictionary an irony is the use of word or phrases that express a totally different meaning from its literal meaning, wherein sarcasm is the use of words that is a bit sarcastic and intended to make someone the victim of ridicule. Now when it comes to the difference between irony and sarcasm, sarcasm is actually a subdivision or part of irony in a way, but it is used more specifically to hurt and embarrass the person personally. The attack is more personal and deliberate in nature and this is only used by people when they are angry or do not like the person they are talking to. More often than not, sarcasm is also more derogatory and really insulting. However, even if this is the case many people still use sarcasm to hide their true feelings, and the oddest thing is that even friends use this to one another as a butt of joke or a way to tell their friends how they really feel. Just always keep in mind that you should also take into consideration your bond with that someone. If your ties are really strong and tested then it might be fine to use sarcasm once in awhile, since it could break your relationship if the sarcasm used is totally hurtful. Irony, on the other hand is a more subtle way of expressing how you really feel, but without really saying and hurting them. Sounds confusing? An irony is expressing a word that is not really what you wanted to say. Like when you say the phrase ‘over the top’ or ‘way over your head’ to another person, it is a restrained way of saying that, ‘maybe they should think about it first’, because they might not be capable or don’t have the capacity to do it. Furthermore, irony can be used not just in words but also in situations wherein the circumstances are more ironic. Irony is absolutely not used to offend another person directly or indirectly. In other words, Irony tones and delivery will always be humorous and sometimes can be viewed as life’s practical joke. So if you are the one at the receiving end of an irony, you might even laugh at the whole thing and might not even bother to look into the real meaning of that irony. Now that we have drawn the line and have define the real meaning or the difference between irony and sarcasm, it would be easy to compare which words is an irony and which one is the sarcasm. Remember always, that sarcasm is nasty and not very good, especially if that sarcasm is directed towards you. Even if you are not the intended victim ,it is still not funny to use sarcasm, unless of course the situation really calls for it. Is there a fine line between a joke and an insult...sometimes? How can you tell the difference? That's the big problem with the PostModern sensibility. Everything's ironic. Everything's satire. Everything's sarcastic. That can be really fun but it also allows very passive-aggressive types to be extremely cruel while pretending that its their target's fault for not being hip to the irony. It is an insult if there is a hint of truth in it. A lot of people use insults thinly disguised as jokes, so they can say "I'm only kidding! you cant take a joke!" and turn it all back on to you, if you dare to retaliate. If someone is joking around with you, and you get angry or offended, then the person will say, "I'm sorry, I'm just joking, Didn't mean to offend you." On the other hand, if the person is insulting you, and you get offended, that's exactly the reaction that the person wants.people should try to be sensitive to others feelings when telling jokes...even though some comedians made their careers from insulting others. What is the difference between criticism and an insult? Criticism is telling the raw truth on how someone can change for the better, and an insult is purposefully using the truth and intensifying it to make someone feel bad or hurt someone's feelings. Criticism is unintentional, and insult is intentional, in a nutshell". What are the differences between joking, teasing and bullying? Joking - between two people on a subject they both find highly amusing Teasing - at the extent of one person being the joke but in a light hearted way were this person 'the joke' also sees the funny side and it is not too personal Bullying - Personal insults that the victom does not find funny or amusing in any way Joking - is usually intended to make others laugh, it could be about anything and usually makes light of a situation. Teasing - can be used when flirting and is harmless poking fun at someone or trying to make them laugh on purpose, it can also work when someone is feeling a bit low and helps them to stop taking things (and themselves) so seriously. It should be done in moderation so that it doesn't get out of hand lol. Bullying - well, it's just plain nasty. It involves humiliation and is usually intended to make the person feel bad or uncomfortable. It can also involve pressuring someone into doing something or feeling a certain way. It's definitely nothing like teasing or joking and is usually fueled by jealousy. It can be sexual, racial...be at the workplace or at school and can be carried out by an individual or a group with a 'mob mentality'. So the main difference is that joking and teasing are done in jest to make people laugh.....bullying is done in secret to make people cry or be intimidated. it's that simple. Perception of the person receiving the joke, tease, bully. You could tell the same joke to a room full of people and some might think the joke is funny, but maybe someone who was abused as a child would find that very joke offensive.joking and teasing is usually just social banter, bullying is when it is done to try and break someone down in order to make yourself feel like you have some self esteem".
Fuck you and your inspirational quotes and shitty ecards.
LOL... and I don't mean lots of love! One that I too believed for the longest time!
Funny Texts, Internet Site, Website, Funnytexts, Web Site, Texts Messages, Mom Texts, Funny Stuff, Funnystuff
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yeah...that is some funny stuff
MY FAVE web site to give me a pick up is damnyouautocorrect.com!!!
funny mom text message
Quote, My Husband, So True, Funny Stuff, Truths, Ecards, House, True Stories, E Cards
A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house. #quotes #funny #memes #lol #adult #couple
So funny and so true... glad it's not just my husband.
This is the exact truth in our house! He also acts as though it takes time to "prep" to take it out!
Who's writing ecards ab my husband
You took the trash out? Whew! You should go rest now! ;) funny stuff. I love my honey but this just made me laugh!
Big Sexy...in a e' card shell.
One my children should have learned