That's how I roll, ladylike with a wad of bitch in my back pocket.  Ha!

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: That's how I roll, ladylike with a wad of bitch in my back pocket.

Ah yep.

"I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress.Just kidding. I'm on my third glass of wine." hahah this is hilarious because I took a stress mgmt class this semester and this is so me haha

See....

Alcohol Is A Solution - Funny I might need this shirt! Too funny!

not my problem

Not My Monkeys

Not my circus. Not my monkeys. (Polish proverb) Every time you feel yourself getting drawn into other people's nonsense, repeat these words. Great to remember, because I am trying to not get sucked into peoples drama

Exactly.

i'm worried that if i give up drinking, i'll replace it with murdering. Except what it needs to say is if I give up drinking COFFEE!

Haha!

Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout. Tell us about your workout, Lauren

Hahaha

You have been in the room ten seconds and already annoyed me three times.- how I feel when many of my students enter the room

I need to try and be a bitch maybe then things will work. I'm too damn nice to people. Be a bitch and I won't be walked on.

yessss

If you have to ask if it is too early to drink wine. you're an amateur and we probably shouldn't be friends. - never too early to start!

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