this is still my fav
'What are you going to be for Halloween!?' 'A drunk girl, sitting on her couch, watching Hocus Pocus!' @Jessica Lutz :)
Why? Why do I laugh so hard?
She can finally clean up her puppy paw prints
get it together Phyllis!
Quote of my life
Shouldn't be funny, but I can't stop laughing! @Natalie Schafer and all your bunco friends...reminds me of NAILED IT!
Idk why I love this so much.
It's Hard to Explain Puns....omg hahaha! @Trisha O'Neal
Short people problems…I hate being short sometimes, especially when people are like " OMG! Its Michelle Tanner from Full House!" It annoys me at times.
Turn Off Your Straightener Door Mat. Haha, I SO need this!
everything I know I learned from gilmore girls
Lord Disicks 10 Best Lines
Retail therapy fixes everything...
Truth. Sorry i'm not Sorry.
hahaha omg this is hilarious
what about bob | I try to think like this, even when I don't really feel it.
What About Bob. I have problems. Bill Murray