pretty much

Arguments with housemates have literally condemned me to my room for the foreseeable future through fear of running into them and having to repeat the same argument another 50 billion times.


Funny Apology Ecard: Dear Jesus, forgive me for not hitting LIKE on my friend's 'Hit like if you love Jesus' post.

I like on the rocks, better.

Free and Funny Congratulations Ecard: As all our friends start popping out babies, let's go celebrate our empty wombs with frozen margaritas.

this is so funny

Funny pictures about Typical cat move. Oh, and cool pics about Typical cat move. Also, Typical cat move photos.


Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: Let's take a moment to discuss how making me angry means you'll have a bad day.


Funny Family Ecard: Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, just make him a sandwich.

Rather impressive, actually

I have a drama free life, but I swear some of my friends are still stuck in High school.


Funny pictures about Baby donkey. Oh, and cool pics about Baby donkey. Also, Baby donkey photos.

best warning sign

beware of the dog, the cat is shady as fuck also, sign, funny, lol

four out of the five voices in my head think you're an idiot the other one is deciding where to bury you.