...and the thunder rolls!

God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round.and laughed and laughed and laughed. Hahahahaha Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor?

I almost died laughing...

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Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something. I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run more than two minutes.

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I actually don't need to control my anger. Everyone around me needs to control their annoying habit of pissing me the hell off.

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Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face. BAHAHAHA ALL THE TIME!

Absolutely

you're speaking during my favorite part of this song and that makes me homicidal.SO TRUE!

Ecard: I'm a nonviolent person until I see a spider. Then I turn into Al Capone, and "I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND!"

I'm a nonviolent person until I see a spider. Then I turn into Al Capone, and "I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND!" (Man, I hate spiders.

hahahahhahahahaa

Funny Reminders Ecard: You're like the first slice of bread in the bag. everyone touches you, but nobody really wants you.

someecards in the dark | someecards.com - I hate it when it's dark and my brain is like,

I hate it when it's dark and my brain is like. Oh my goodness, I hate it when it does that.

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Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. There are a couple of people I can think of.

Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Whiskey will turn you into Cinderella. You'll leave the house looking all fly and spend the night dancing away. But by the end of the night you're just a hot mess missing a shoe.

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Yup this is me.I got a FedEx delivery dude to kill a spider for me cuz I'm like not taking the risk of it coming at me.soooo not cool when spiders come at u.

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