“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.” -Tina Fey.

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.” -Tina Fey.

Does he see this?

F. Scott Fitzgerald Typewriter Quote on LOVE / handtyped quote / typewriter quote

This describes me well. I'm just going to be me and see where life takes me!

Maybe one day you'll want me again. Maybe one day I'll get my second chance. Hopefully that one day is not too far from now, and it won't be too late.

I’ve chosen coffee, because it reveals the side of me that is all about being awake and caffeinated. Coffee and I have this addictive must have relationship. Each morning we walk out the door hand in hand. Mornings with no coffee I am a sight to be seen.

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