"This lady just asked the waitress if the salmon was grass fed...I literally have no idea what went wrong in the world "

"This lady just asked the waitress if the salmon was grass fed...I literally have no idea what went wrong in the world "

Don't ever ask a woman when she's due unless you KNOW she's pregnant 100%!!

Don't ever ask a woman when she's due unless you KNOW she's pregnant 100%!!

When someone wakes me up…

One time my sister woke me up randomly by kissing my fingers and calling me princess and I got really mad at her and felt bad so later that day I took her to chuky cheese and told her to play her heart put cause SHES the princess.

So when I was little my imaginary friend was woody and when I finally went to disney world I asked if I could have the first picture with just woody and buzz got so sad. He started hitting his head on the window.

True Story - The quickest way to get your husband to fix something, is to get out his tools and start the project yourself.

True Story - The quickest way to get your husband to fix something, is to get out his tools and start the project yourself.

I've birthed an entire baby in less time than it takes my husband to poop.

I've birthed an entire baby in less time than it takes my husband to poop.

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