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Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.

Jalapeño Business... - The Meta Picture

Jalapeño Business…

Taco: Do You Want To Taco 'Bout It? Nacho Chip: It's nacho problem. Jalapeno: That dude was jalapeno business. Nacho Chip: Right?

Some days I wish I had this option :-/

Funny Baby Ecard: I love you so much my darling, but the second your father comes home I'm gonna bust out of here like I'm escaping Alcatraz. Don't we all have days like this.

so funny.

I can only imagine what my phone calls sound like to the other person. "Yeah I'd love to go shopping--DON'T LICK THAT-- when do ya wanna meet up?

Ha!

Funny Confession Ecard: Homemade with love. In other words, I licked the spoon and kept using it.

YES!!!

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: I was just wondering . Does anyone else get road rage from pushing a cart through Walmart . or is it just me?

My life

Here's the thing: That person looks pretty young. We'll say. We'll say. not But this is pretty much what my nails look like when I paint them. People think I let my kids paint my nails.

My life!

Funny Family Ecard: Mom is frantic & asking us to hurry up, you go dump all the cereal out & pour syrup on it, I'm pooping my pants right now & going to throw all the shoes in the toilet.

Due to the rising cost of ammunition, I will no longer be able to provide a warning shot. Thanks for your patience and understanding... These are hard times.

Due to the rising cost of ammunition, I will no longer be able to provide a warning shot. Thanks for your patience and understanding. These are hard times. Not to mention the scarcity of ammunition.

Funny Ecards

I said this today in fact. I was going to curl up in my room's metal lockers under the zebra fabric and hide for at least a month or so.

LOL! seriously!!!!:)

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Thank you for informing me you have a stick figure family of six. Your mini van had me under the impression you were wild and single.

Couldn't have put it better Maria!

Julie Andrews hates football season, too. Except the marching season, that I love.

Best. dog. Costume EVER.     cocktail dog

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